ps238principal ([info]ps238principal) wrote,
@ 2008-07-16 15:55:00
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Entry tags:bonekickers, livejournal, san diego comicon, spam

Kicking bones and banning spam







The San Diego Comicon is next week, and Team Williams (me and the wife, who keeps me from chatting on about the last episode of Doctor Who or who I'd like to see play Machine Man in a Nextwave movie) will be there! We're in the guide under "Adventure Retail, LTD," and we'll be in an island comprised of booths 5023, 5112, 5114, 5116, 5118, 5120, and 5122. Cristi and I will try to spend most of our free time signing and greeting everyone there, and a signing schedule for definite presence by us will be posted at the booth. We'll even have a small supply of the ps238 Role-Playing Game, so get it while it's hot!

Work continues apace on ps238 #32, which I will send to press this week (the computer going splat last week did NOT help in the least), and I've already got #33 and #34 written and ready to draw! I've also got a little story planned for the future involving a detour from "heavy plot land" into "creative writing class," which I think will be a hoot, as readers will finally get to see what they've been craving: crayon drawings by Zodon. I'm serious.

Anyway, last week I was warned to skip "Bonekickers," a new show that just aired its second episode in the UK. Much like how I've often defied things that say "requires adult supervision," I took a look at it. I've watched me some bad TV in my day, and this... Here's the thing: I can see where there was almost a good idea here, combining the supernatural with archaeology. However, it wound up being the product of the worst mix of Indiana Jones, CSI, Tomb Raider, and, at least in the first episode, Highlander. The acting is something I usually ignore with most new series, at least in the beginning, since (1) I want the story hook to be the strongest part and (2) I know it takes the actors and writers a while to figure out what the characters are about. In this case, we've got a site in England being excavated where some Templar Knights were killed, and they've got a bit of what could be the True Cross. We also have a religious fanatic who wants to start a crusade against Muslims (our main baddie for this first show. The fanatic, not the Muslims), and a lot of followers of said fanatic that go so far as to wear overcoats to hide their broadswords (Doesn't everyone in Britain have one? Isn't it a law or something?) and shirts with Templar crosses on them. Of course they get wind of the dig and the clues there that might lead to the True Cross itself, buried somewhere nearby. The final set piece just screams "Raiders of the Lost Ark," but by then you've kind of decided to forget about the plot and wait for the closing credits. They also have what I assume is going to be the "mystery" that arcs through the first season, involving the leader of the team who has some connection to finding a mystic sword (if I guess it's Excalibur, do I win something if I'm right?). Between "Bonekickers," "Primeval," and "Torchwood," I think we've got quite enough wacky teams doing things to save the world from CGI effects for a while. :)

Additional: I just saw the second episode. Add "National Treasure" to the source material for "Bonekickers."

I know LiveJournal has had a lot of drama in its past over various topics, but I've noticed something new that seems troublesome, and wondered if anyone else out there has: Spammers with actual LJ accounts. As I understand it, a lot of forums and places where comments can be left are being spammed initially by seemingly innocent short comments, usually of light praise, like "great site, keep up the good work." The reports then say after these are left alone or become somehow "trusted," the spamming starts with the usual links to junk you don't want, don't need, or don't like to see.

In the past, these were anonymous postings with gobbldegook screen names, but now they are actual accounts with LJ's made up of semi-gibberish that read like a bad translation of Japanese news items or something (the yellow template on that link is also pretty common among the ones I've found thus far). The comments, while pretty easy to catch (they often make little sense) seem to operate on an algorithm that scans what they're replying to and tries to match text strings to the topic. Replying to a reader comment about the "Primeval" TV series, one suspect LJ post read, "He says with great spirit, "As it's my first drama series I'd like to have fun acting in it but, because it's such a special setting, it looks like I may turn stoic in my daily life too (laughs)."

I can only guess that these are dummy accounts that will someday be used to perpetuate link-spam or some other clutter. While I've caught every one (they also often show up on REALLY old posts), I've had to delete and ban about 10 accounts today alone. I mark each comment as spam, and hope LiveJournal can do something about it, as I can see this being a really big problem for some of the more active journals who can't police their archives and stay sane.

Diversion is the key to sanity, mostly, so here goes:

- Let's start with a puzzle game: Open Doors. 30 levels of figuring out how to get past increasingly difficult passageways to the exit.
- What hit movie franchise is heading to Broadway? Here's a hint: it does whatever a spider can. I wonder if that classic ditty will be the overture?
- One of the internet's funniest animated felines is back! Simon's Cat: TV Dinner is live. And Simon really needs a DVR.
- I have yet to meet my cat quota. Some might remember the classic flash-loop Catdrums, but he might lose his kitty-bongo crown, for a challenger has appeared!
- There are cosplay costumes that are unique, some that are dumbfounding in effort, and others that you have to be very brave to wear. This knitted Wonder Woman costume is all three, and will be seen around the San Diego Comicon!
- I got 10 out of 10, but I did guess on two questions when I took this MST3K quiz.
- And for those toy collectors headed to SDCC, here's a pretty comprehensive list of the goodies available if your action figure collection feels "unfinished." I kind of dig the Red Baron TIE Fighter.
- Fans of "Worms" will get a kick out of Sling Wars, where you pick a conquering civilzation and take over the world by picking stuff up and hurling it at your opponent!
- And Joss Whedon's Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog has posted its first act! Thanks to frequent poster Codeguyj for the head's up!


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[info]fairest1
2008-07-17 01:22 am UTC (link)
Part two of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog goes up at midnight.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
It is, indeed, a good time to have a computer with a 'net connection. Thanks!

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[info]fairest1
2008-07-17 02:24 am UTC (link)
So I'm guessing that Penny is secretly evil. Based on nothing but my own wild guesses. And I'm going to keep saying this despite the fact that I know I'll be jossed before the week is out.

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[info]spotweld
2008-07-17 03:31 am UTC (link)
See, for a few moments I was thinking she was in fact Bad Horse.. (I wonder if that's anything like a Bad Wolf...)

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[info]fairest1
2008-07-17 12:11 pm UTC (link)
Well, I guessed from the start that Bad Horse was a horse . . . but an employee of Bad Horse whose job it is to monitor the potential recruit, sure.

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Penny as Bad Horse
(Anonymous)
2008-07-18 01:21 am UTC (link)
God I hope not, she described Bad horse as the Stalion of evil!

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Re: Penny as Bad Horse
[info]fairest1
2008-07-18 01:27 am UTC (link)
Nope, she said he was the Thoroughbred of Sin, like the cowboy chorus announced him as. Which indicates she might know more than the average innocent citizen.

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[info]codeguyj
2008-07-17 04:56 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't say that it's up to Dr. Horrible levels, but the Felicia Day (the lovely Penny) has her own net series. It's called "The Guild".

http://www.watchtheguild.com/

It's about a bunch of MMO addicts who suddenly have some real life problems they have to band together for. It's worth checking out.

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[info]fractal9091
2008-07-17 03:26 am UTC (link)
Huh, that Livejournal thing happened to me; I had wondered what was going on. A single old post was accumulating periodic inexplicable spam comments. At first I left them, bemused, but finally I got sick of the spam and deleted them, and the spam stopped. I think the first spam post was indeed an inane compliment of some sort. Thanks for explaining that!

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-17 07:03 am UTC (link)
It's either that, or the Earth is being invaded by very polite zombies who like to surf the web. :)

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Markov Chains
(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 05:49 pm UTC (link)
The semi-gibberish is most likely generated by software based on Markov Chains (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain). The Wiki is a bit dry, but Coding Horror had an interesting post (http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001132.html) about it last month.

Here's a funny one, courtesy of a "Bill Gates":
http://www.flickr.com/photos/torley/2561404420/sizes/o/
I was pretty amazed when I googled for the phrase "crapper provide" (http://www.google.com/search?q=%22crapper+provide).

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Markov Chains
[info]randomname314
2008-07-17 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Bah! LJ murdered my anonymous post so badly I had to create a user.

The semi-gibberish is most likely generated by software based on Markov Chains. The Wiki is a bit dry, but Coding Horror had an interesting post about it last month.

Here's a funny one, courtesy of a "Bill Gates":
http://www.flickr.com/photos/torley/2561404420/sizes/o/
I was pretty amazed when I googled for the phrase "crapper provide".

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Re: Markov Chains
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-17 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Ahhh. I'd first heard of those with this Garfield remix thing:

http://www.joshmillard.com/garkov/

Now it has used its powers for evil. I wonder how LJ can combat that kind of thing?

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Re: Markov Chains
(Anonymous)
2008-07-18 08:35 am UTC (link)

The method I've seen elsewhere is to regard posts from new or anonymous authors that include links or inline images as 'suspicious', and not to publish them for the general public until someone has vetted it by hand, and decided it's human-authored. This tends to dissuade casual or anonymous posters from including links, though.

The alternative is to have some kind of reputation system, I suppose.

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Re: Markov Chains
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 11:53 pm UTC (link)
That must be why these initial posts don't have links or anything; to build up "brownie points" or whatever the comment engine uses.

I wonder, also, if when I report a post as spam, the LJ architecture looks at the offender's other posts, and if there are, say, 50 that went by okay, my report is given less credence.

Gasp! I just realized: SPAMMERS ARE RULES LAWYERS!!!!

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[info]styfen
2008-07-17 09:37 am UTC (link)
The LJ Spammer thing explains the really bizzare responses I was getting to a couple of posts I'd made on your LJ a month or two ago. I just decided to ignore and delete them.

Short comments.

I apologise on behalf of the UK for the existence of Bonekickers, not only is it a terrible show it also has terrible, terrible archeology. But it does provoke intensely funny reviews.

Are you watching season 2 of Burn Notice?

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:11 am UTC (link)
I need to pick that one up. I've been remiss in my TV watching lately, mostly due to BSG withdrawal.

And as for the spam, what really scares me is that it seems advertisers will develop artificial intelligence technology before anyone else, and its first command from its creator will be to sell herbal viagra.

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[info]styfen
2008-07-18 12:52 pm UTC (link)
lol, that last line is great. It (or something like it) should make an appearance in FFN some time.

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[info]styfen
2008-07-18 12:53 pm UTC (link)
Actually, it would probably be better suited to Backward Compatible. But what do I know? I'm not a comic writer. :P

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I've found that humor is usually universally adaptable. :)

Although, with "Nodwick," I had to REALLY do quite a lot of setup to make jokes about computers...

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[info]musedmoose
2008-07-17 11:44 am UTC (link)
So now I'm curious: who do you want to see play Machine Man Aaron Stack in a Nextwave movie?

...hey, it could happen; we are getting a Runaways movie eventually...

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:12 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... with the right makeup, I could almost see Hugh Laurie pull it off, but he'd have to do it soon.

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Roadcrash TV
[info]yenrug
2008-07-17 03:03 pm UTC (link)
I see you couldn't resist testing the Bonekicker waters, after my comments, however, I wasn't willing to give the second episode a go. Some pilot shows are bad, but you can still see the promise of them (go back and watch the Babylon 5 pilot, I managed to catch it on VHS rental a good year or so before the series aired in the UK, most of the cast were very wooden and feeling their way around), Bonekickers just came across as completely amatuer and unworthy of being a BBC production.

If you check out the official messageboards (www.bbc.co.uk/bonekickers), most people jumped to the conclusion that Excalibur is the item being searched for, too. The fact there was some ulterior motive/search going on seemed to get lost on me (I suspect the last molten remnants of my brain were dripping their way out of my earhole), in the first ep, was it a bit clearer in the second?

I enjoyed the first act of Dr Horrible, last night, after the site seemed to be unavailable for the best part of a day; tried watching the second part here at work, but getting a message saying the video's not available "on this site". I'm presuming my company's firewall is blocking some aspect of the streaming company's protocols. :( Hopefully it's not the whole "international" viewer thing again, that hit the first part.

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Re: Roadcrash TV
[info]codeguyj
2008-07-17 04:14 pm UTC (link)
International viewers have reported watching it, so it isn't that. The www.whedonesque.com boards are showing lots of people from various places getting through, but there are some still reporting problems.

One person reported not being able to watch it until he turned his anti-virus completely off. If you got through at home for the first act, I suspect the second act was just overloading the servers when you tried.

I didn't love the second act as much as the first, but I've seen a lot of people saying that they liked the second act better. It's a little less silly and more drama-y.

WARNING! The first act was very PG, but there is a slight language warning on the second act. Only one word, actually. Anyone who wants to watch it with kids might want to watch it alone first. It's actually in a very easy spot to hit mute, so it's not hard to let the kids watch if you know when it's coming.

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Re: Roadcrash TV
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:05 am UTC (link)
What scares me is that I now want to see more Neil Patrick Harris in something. I've almost completely forgotten his role in "Starship Troopers."

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Re: Roadcrash TV
(Anonymous)
2008-07-18 01:25 am UTC (link)
Sadder than that, I want more Dr. Horrible!

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Re: Roadcrash TV
[info]codeguyj
2008-07-18 04:12 am UTC (link)
I keep imagining the Sci-Fi channel calling Joss Whedon up and saying, "Can we please give you some money to make more Dr. Horrible?"

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Re: Roadcrash TV
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Followed up with, "can we get rid of the singing and recast Doctor Horrible with that the blonde kid from 'The Phantom Menace?'"

SciFi, while it has done some good work, still makes me think cynically when I hear they're involved with a property...

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Re: Roadcrash TV
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:05 am UTC (link)
The second episode did have a "clue" that the sword had been somewhere in the vicinity of their goal in the second episode (apparently, the sword is a useful landscaping/gardening tool), and mention was made that something unusual had been used to cut through objects that normally require hacking.

The sword thing is probably similar to "Primeval's" quest by Nick Cutter to find his wife, giving those that stick with the show a reward for following along and providing something to speculate about. It's becoming pretty common for TV these days, and it's a technique that has about even odds of improving a show or making it worse.

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[info]dizzydava
2008-07-17 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Alice was saying Kaja has been getting those spam comments, too. I haven't been hit with them yet, but I guess it's a matter of time. The only thing that's happened to me was a comment bomb last year. I made an entry using my DS Browser (to say I could), and someone made 800+ comments to it, completely flooding my inbox.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-17 11:48 pm UTC (link)
A tech from Gamespy was trying to figure out how LJ could solve it without using some kind of captcha system.

And I've wanted to try the various LJ update methods, but I'm always scared to see what the result would look like when I finally got to a computer. :)

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[info]khorboth
2008-07-17 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I got a malware alert on the MST3k quiz. Anybody else?

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-17 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Didn't get that, but I've got the Google toolbar running, as well as Nod32 antivirus.

It could also be attached to a random banner, so your milage may vary.

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[info]khorboth
2008-07-18 01:02 am UTC (link)
I run Avast! antivirus. Didn't come up when I tried it again, so you're probably right about the banner.

6/10 I'm ashamed to say I scored average.

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[info]kerssido
2008-07-17 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Gaah. The spambots are becoming more intelligent! Why can't we have nice robots? :(

I like that sling game. Reminds me of Q Basic Gorillas.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:08 am UTC (link)
Now THAT'S funny. We need a sci-fi movie where owning a robot can be irritating if someone downloads adware onto your household droids. :)

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[info]al_kenobi
2008-07-17 11:09 pm UTC (link)
You know, I may just have to try that plan to get to ConicCon...

It's just crazy enough to work!!

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[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:07 am UTC (link)
I always thought that the Navy could at least make an extra buck or two by opening up the ships docked in the bay as floating hotels. They could offer a discount if you listened to a recruitment seminar or something.

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[info]al_kenobi
2008-07-18 02:59 am UTC (link)
I figure you open up the hanger as a giant hostel for ComicCon attendees. Helps out the gamers and pay off the deficit. Then you could also offer rides in an F-18 for a fee and call it a "Topgun LARP".

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#32?
[info]berimon
2008-07-18 12:06 am UTC (link)
Seems kinda odd that you are working on #32, when I've got a copy of it on my desk here.....

Am I in an alternate universe? *looks around*

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Re: #32?
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 12:07 am UTC (link)
Ach! Crap. 33.

Did I mention my parents are math teachers?

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Re: #32?
[info]berimon
2008-07-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
Man, I was really looking forward to exploring an alternate universe. :D

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Re: #32?
[info]ps238principal
2008-07-18 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Maybe someday. Actually, after 33, the "temporal universe" will have opened up considerably.

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