ps238principal ([info]ps238principal) wrote,
@ 2008-01-09 20:58:00
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Signs, portents, and other overly dramatic stuff...





Much like how "Cloverfield" just released a poster and let the world speculate, here's the logo and proto-cast of a new webcomic I'm starting over at the soon-to-be-launched site, CrispyGamer.com. I'm all set to use this 3-day a week feature to give my take on video games as well as to play with another hapless cast. I believe they're going to put the site up this month, so check back soon and let me know what'cha think!

I might have to make mention of this in the strip: Apparently, the next Soul Caliber game is getting Darth Vader and Yoda (you gotta see the screenshots. Vader, like Batman, belongs in his natural environment or he loses significant amounts of 'cool'). I wonder what the other choices were that didn't make the cut?

Update: There's a trailer featuring our two force-users. Are all the swords magical in Soul Caliber? If not, shouldn't the light sabers just slice 'em like butter?

In other comic news, I'm going to start updating the Nodwick section of the website three days a week with pages from the Nodwick comic book! This will give readers a chance to catch the long-form story arcs, be introduced to the rest of the supporting cast, and let me do a few new stories interspersed between chapters here and there (kind of like what Phil and Kaja do from time to time over at Girl Genius). FFN will still update here every Thursday (or late Wednesday, if you tell time like I tend to) and at IESB.net every Wednesday (or late Tuesday, etc., etc.).

And somewhere in all that I'm supposed to play enough video games to make fun of them. I think I'll have to get on Gamefly or something. That way, even if I like a game, it doesn't stick around long enough to sink its claws into my free time... right?

A little warning to keep an eye on your credit info. "Top Gear" host Jeremy Clarkson learned the hard way about bank fraud. In addition, to all you bargain hounds out there, Geeks.com got hacked and customer data was stolen, so if you've used their site before, you might want to review your credit card statements.

Now here's something I wouldn't mind seeing broadcast in America: The Big Fat Quiz of the Year. That clip is from last year, but it's still a scream. The other parts are under "related videos." Much like "Have I Got News for You," it does topical political/pop culture humor in a quiz-style format. I think that's what's missing from our shows here in the U.S.: We're not grading performances. I think we'd get better efforts out of our comics and celebs if they were graded after their appearances by a quizmaster, don't you?

This Week in Links:

- If you, like me, drooled over the 3-D resin Settlers of Catan treasure chest, you can follow these directions and sculpt your own tiles for whatever game you want! It might make "Betrayal at the House on the Hill" a little hard to shuffle, though...
- Fans of Portal and Half-Life should check out the Valve store. I'm thinking that plush headcrab would make a spiffy hat.
- A little semi-educational music from They Might Be Giants: The Mesopotamians! I think Hammurabi is so dreamy...
- The wife and I discovered that aquarium-tending might not be for us (or the fish, for that matter), but this setup makes me want to try again.
- I'm not sure if I need one of these, but I'd sure like to try using one.
- Finally, someone's taken air guitar to the next logical step and made it portable, too! Now if only I could slim down to where a belt buckle would look good on me...
- For those with short attention spans (as well as being able to tolerate the occasional groaner of a joke), here's a collection of 5 second films using the criteria of an Apple film contest (see "about this video" for what they had to include).
- Some Gaiman for your viewing pleasure: Here, Neil discusses the works of H.P. Lovecraft and has some pretty good analysis. His description of how they end ("...as I write this...") reminds me of a lot of the quotes at bash.org where someone might claim their house was on fire and was taking the time to type about it on IRC. :)
- YES! Fancy Pants World 2 is complete! This is probably my favorite flash platformer to date.
- Feast your eyes on the Gaslamp Justice League. I wonder who'd win in a fight with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
- Okay, this one takes a bit of setup. Firstly, there is a downloadable game called I Wanna Be The Guy. It's gaining popularity and a lot of work was put into it. However, it is nigh impossible to win. If you undertake this homage to every 8-bit game you've ever endured, plan to devote more time to it than you did studying for finals. This is a YouTube vid of one person's best run through. If it looks like something you can accomplish, I salute you and wish you godspeed!
- And let's end on some Muppets: To Morrow, starring muppet versions of Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and Jerry Nelson.


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Message from the Creator of IWBTG
(Anonymous)
2008-01-10 06:20 am UTC (link)
Hey hey! I much appreciate the link, especially from Nodwick! Not only am a 8-Bit NES fan, but a DnD/Roleplaying nerd. :)

- KayinNasaki@Gmail.com

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Glad to spread word of your incredibly sadistic game! :)

By the way, were you also inspired by the "impossible" custom Mario levels that have been popping up on the net, or has this been in the works for a while?

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
(Anonymous)
2008-01-10 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Actually no, and the most infamous romhack (Kaizo Mario?) didn't show up until about half way through the game. Syoban (The mean mario recreation) came out little bit after I released IWBTG, though both have similar methods to their cruelness.

I got inspired to do evil by Owata ( http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html ). The game, while arbitrary and difficult, becomes very easy once you know the route to take. I wanted to make something that was not simply death traps, but often challanging platforming with the dreaded risk of such surprises. I also just wanted to make a small little game to test MMF2 out with. That certainly didn't quite turn out right.

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I can't even get past the first screen, there. I guess I should be content that evil geniuses (at least a few of 'em) are limiting themselves to making video games.

It would be interesting to use as a psychological study of determination. :)

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
(Anonymous)
2008-01-10 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Trust me, we do other things...

Like DM.

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 10:58 pm UTC (link)
I really, really should have thought of that. It's all just hidden in plain sight, isn't it? :)

It kind of dovetails with what Neil Gaiman says about HP Lovecraft: "He simply gave you a vision of an impossibly inhospitable universe... in which we are screwed."

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
(Anonymous)
2008-01-11 01:40 am UTC (link)
At least IWBTG is beatable and has a happy ending. A happy ending in Lovecraft involves being so emotionally scarred that you don't remmember anything

Hell. Bonus points if you never remember anything ever again. Unless you're playing Cthulhu-Tech.

One thing I always found interesting about Lovecraftian games is that in conventual roleplaying where you create a character to love and nurture into a highly effective killing machine. In say, CoC, you're creating an individual that you know full well is screwed and any gain in power is going to come by grinding his happiness and health into a slightly sticky, gooey paste.

Oh, if only such a morbid act could be implemented in a video game with the same sort of emotional gloom...

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-11 08:09 am UTC (link)
Well, if you had a fun keeper, he'd let you sometimes have your new characters "rescue" old ones by breaking them out of the asylum where they'd been committed (assuming they lived).

One friend had found a kind of "Murphy's Rule" loophole somewhere by picking the profession of "Baseball Player" and going around with a bag of balls that he could throw with deadly accuracy. Not sure how he did it, but it sounded like something no cult would expect.

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
(Anonymous)
2008-01-11 08:27 pm UTC (link)
"The ritual sacrifice to Yog-Sothoth is interrupted by a screeching whistle. You look to the side to shield your eyes, only to see a white orb deeply implanted in the face of Cultist Todd. It leaves only a mangled crater of of loose flesh, teeth and a splattering of various ceberal visera, red fluid gurling up through the flap of his throat. His eye is discharged from it socket and whips free from it's cord, landing wet thump in front of you.

You look up to see a powerful man dressed in pin stripes and a cap, drawing up more of these deadly orbs into his gloved paw.

Roll sanity."

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Re: Message from the Creator of IWBTG
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-12 02:40 am UTC (link)
Heh. Fight madness with madness. I wonder how a "Monty Python vs. the Mythos" campaign would fare?

If anyone wants to run this idea at a gaming con, let us know how it works out!

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[info]kellypudyq
2008-07-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
I could get past the first section of the game without being hit at all, but following that it all opened up too much and I had no idea where to go.

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[info]frustratedpilot
2008-01-10 06:22 am UTC (link)
I find the FFN punchline is rather recursive, eh? The freshly-totalled car is a Ford Escort, and it's getting "escorted" by a Ford Model T. :)

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[info]frustratedpilot
2008-01-10 06:43 am UTC (link)
BTW, the Monday PS238 page is a blast from the past. Perhaps some confusion on the upload procedure?

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Indeed, it was. I believe it's fixed.

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You didnt even read the notes did you?
(Anonymous)
2008-01-17 04:33 am UTC (link)
Nodwick is no more. Hes going to a 3 a week format. (hopefully more reliably than the updates at PS238) The 3 comics each week are reruns from the books , and will be interspersed with some new things here and there. All I can hope for is that Nodwick has come back from teh dead plenty, maybe this will be no different.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 01:39 pm UTC (link)
I always had a soft spot for hatchbacks, both foreign and domestic...

...even for the Toyota Tercel I used to own that ended its life trying to kill me with polymer fumes from the hole it was busily melting in the plastic area between the gearshift and brake lever.

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[info]frustratedpilot
2008-01-10 05:37 pm UTC (link)
I had a Tercel four-door in college. It was silver and used to belong to a guy named Anton...I should have dubbed it the Anton-Martin (I even used to have Parking Permit #007!).

After I inherited my Mum's car (she lost her license due to eyesight problems), the Tercel got passed from friend to friend. Finally died last year or the year before. Ran for 25 years plus.

My brother had a Ford Escort. It was beige. I forget where he got it and how long he had it.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 08:14 pm UTC (link)
I think the Tercel was TOO good. I could never find used parts (they were all still in use). Mine only died because of "carbeurator cancer," or so the guys on the radio show "Car Talk" said.

If I remember correctly, they told a woman with my year of Tercel ('88) that the carbeurator was a mish-mash of classic carbeurator and fuel injection. Unfortunately, that meant that it eventually filled up with gunk and would only let a fraction of the fuel needed through (which is why mine died sounding like a lawn mower and going about as fast). Their "solution" was that you'd either need a new carb (costing over $1,000, and that was back when the U.S. dollar was worth something) or you'd have to find someone who could rebuild the existing one. This person, they said, would probably be over 40, do nothing else for a living, be missing most of his teeth, and hate life with a passion. :)

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Can't wait, amigo
[info]helljack
2008-01-10 06:27 am UTC (link)
Good gravy, another comic!

Been a fan of Nodwick for years now, Aaron. FFN is a close second, and I'm certain BC will kick mucho arse as well.

Way groovy, amigo.

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Re: Can't wait, amigo
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! And I hope it does well. I've already got a pirate character and a ninja character ready to roll out.

And even a 300sx server with a mind of its own.

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Woo-hoo!
(Anonymous)
2008-01-10 08:08 am UTC (link)
Wow, I love hearing all of your good comics news! It sounds like you might be working twice as hard, though. You take care of yourself, soak the writing hand every night in hot water, get plenty of rest and take your vitamin B.

-JT

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Re: Woo-hoo!
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm taking steps to make sure I can get them put together without TOO much carpal tunnel abuse (grin). I'm also looking in to seeing how easy/hard it would be to set up a gizmo called a "GameBridge" to port images and footage from an XBox or a Wii to my computer; hilarity will hopefully ensue.

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[info]myrystyr
2008-01-10 11:56 am UTC (link)
What would the Top Gear cast look like as drawn by you? What would they get up to? Would you reveal the identity of The Stig? :P

(Yes, the Polar Challenge aired here earlier this week...)

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 02:37 pm UTC (link)
I might have to try that soon. I envision The Stig as "Racer X," myself. :)

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[info]spotweld
2008-01-11 03:15 am UTC (link)
Would that make him Jeremy Clarkson's brother?

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-11 08:10 am UTC (link)
We'll have to find out when "Speed Racer" comes out in theaters.

That movie has one of the trippiest trailers I've seen in years. It's almost like "Across the Universe" but with cars.

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[info]rhanlav
2008-01-10 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Ooooh. Man, those screenshots of SC4 are really nice. Damn. Now I can't think of a good reason not to get the game now. I mean, I was pretty 'meh' about it earlier, since SC games have an AI that is somewhere between sadistic and Mecha-Stalin evil.

Darn, the game's like Jedi Persuason. "Oooooh, weak minded fool!"

--Salen

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I kind of wonder what Vader would do in the "Dead or Alive" series...

Play volleyball?

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[info]rhanlav
2008-01-10 03:38 pm UTC (link)
...

GAH!

Why did you make me think of Vader in a bikini in Extreme Beach Volleyball?!? GAAAAH! I need mindbleach, stat! Gah! The lava burns! Gah! The guy-bikini! GAAAAAHH! The helmet and cape!

--Salen

PS: As a side note, I could totally see that if it was Spaceballs though. For some reason, that doesn't seem quite so... torturous.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Ahh, but think of the new and creative use of force-powers!

And you know they'd boot Yoda in favor of the Twilek Jedi-babe.

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[info]garyt
2008-01-10 03:43 pm UTC (link)
The plush headcrab is in 1/4 scale, so it won't make a good hat; the description does note that it would fit on your pet's head, though.

So I guess it's a good thing that if you scroll down far enough, there is a headcrab hat.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Not just your pet's head. I'm thinking babywear!

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[info]makabriel
2008-01-10 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow.. that's a lot of work for one tile.

Which reminds me. I don't know how much board gaming you do, but have you heard of Hirst Arts? I'm planning on trying these out for some of my games..

Oh, and how is your chair working out?

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Are they the ones I've seen at cons that sell everything down to individual bricks? I've been sorely tempted to construct a castle or two for the ol' tabletop...

So far, the new chair is working quite well! I dig the adustable armrests, but there's a nagging voice in the back of my head that says that'll be the first part to wear out. :)

But it's been quite pleasant to have the back support. Now I just have to extract my computer's sub-woofer (or as I called it, my heated footrest with occasional massage) from under my desk and put it elsewhere; this new chair lets my rather long legs get a bit further under my work-surface than the old one, and I keep stubbing my toes.

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[info]red_tailed_hawk
2008-01-10 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Amusing that you mention "Betrayal at House on the Hill." An uncle of a very close friend of mine was involved in said game's production.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 05:46 pm UTC (link)
We love that game! It's got some of the best replay value we've seen in a horror boardgame. Any chance of a sequel or supplement?

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[info]red_tailed_hawk
2008-01-10 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I'll ask my friend the next time I get in touch with him; he just left to head back to college last week, and he's often hard to contact for long periods. But I'll see what I can do. :)

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Thanks
[info]ldyalia
2008-01-10 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Just wanted you know that I look forward to your posts as it sends me through the interent to really cool things and say hello to your lovely misses for me !

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Re: Thanks
[info]ps238principal
2008-01-10 08:15 pm UTC (link)
It's a pleasure! I get to feel that my own surfing habits aren't a complete waste of time... and I can try to convince Cristi of the same! :)

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[info]ffutures
2008-01-11 12:38 am UTC (link)
Word of warning re aquariums with tube links - sooner or later something will die in the tube, then you've got a major headache, especially if it's a really complex design that needs a lot of support.

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-11 12:43 am UTC (link)
Were it my tank, half the fun would be having an R/C submarine to patrol for stains and debris... and large organic mass removal.

...possibly with torpedoes!

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(Anonymous)
2008-01-11 02:26 am UTC (link)
I posted that Gaiman video a few month ago on Yog-sothoth.com. He has some interesting opinions on Lovecraft. I loved the quote," LOvecraft is Rock and Roll". Maybe otherworld could make a shirt with Lovecraft wailing on a guitar with one armed raised sort of 80s rocker style with the quote emblazoned below.

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(Anonymous)
2008-01-12 02:28 am UTC (link)
I suspect that Cthulu doing the same with said guitar would sell more.

Just sayin'.

-JT

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-12 02:38 am UTC (link)
Has there been a Cthulhu rock-shirt?

I think there needs to be...

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(Anonymous)
2008-01-15 06:09 pm UTC (link)
"Has there been a Cthulhu rock-shirt?

I think there needs to be..."

Now that's death metal.

-JT

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[info]spotweld
2008-01-11 03:18 am UTC (link)
This needs to be shared: Heroes Action Figures (Yes, Hiro is there.)

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[info]ps238principal
2008-01-11 08:12 am UTC (link)
That IS cool. I was about to complain that Sylar needs a "victim" figure, but I could just saw the skull off of a Hayden Christensen action figure from Episode III.

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[info]spotweld
2008-01-12 05:04 am UTC (link)
Well he does come with a "brain"...

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